ARTIST BINGO
With Artist Bingo, I've turned my life & career as an artist into a dynamic, on-chain game of bingo. Each NFT is a bingo card, stamped off over time as I, unintentionally, live out the tropes, myths, and milestones of being an artist.
As my life unfolds, some cards will eventually hit bingo. Each winner will receive a handmade physical copy of their artwork. All cards are randomly generated at mint time from a selection of 128 tropes and 9 color palettes of varying rarity. You can mint up to 10 cards.
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Live Odds
| Trope | Percentage odds (1-year) |
|---|---|
| Lean on alcohol for creative output | 6.4% |
| Identify as nonbinary | 13% |
| Sell a work for 6 figures | 0.004% |
| Tragic early death | 0.00177% |
| Allegations of abuse | 0.7% |
| Visit foreign country for inspiration | ✅ |
| Dedicate work to a lover | 33% |
| Sexual harassment allegations | 0.7% |
| Adopt a wild animal | 2.7% |
| Substance abuse issue | 0.91% |
| Cut off body part | 0.001% |
| Magazine cover feature | 1.3% |
| Fit of manic artistic inspiration | 27% |
| Give child unorthodox name | 0.04% |
| Open relationship | 2% |
| Work under pseudonym | 7% |
| Take teaching position | 0.1% |
| Alcoholism | 0.007% |
| Shoot up | 2.1% |
| Find "soulmate" | 13% |
| Wear a beret (in public) | 0.00000001% |
| Get MFA | 0.003% |
| Go on food stamps | 2.8% |
| Work decried by later generations as x-ist | 0% |
| Work vandalized by activists | 0.9% |
| Champion a new school of art | ✅ |
| Work inspired by a dream | 14% |
| Outlandish facial hair | 9% |
| Rejected by a gallery | 36% |
| Public meltdown | 0.5% |
| Have a Blue Period | 0.23% |
| Nude painting/sculpture | 9% |
| Psych ward stay | 0.009% |
| Self-indulgent release party | ✅ |
| Sleep with a gallerist | 0.0047% |
| Deny paternity | 0.0006% |
| Secret child | 0.001% |
| On-again-off-again relationship | 3% |
| Abuse partner | 0.6% |
| Carry sketchbook around | 28% |
| Obscenely large sculptural installation | 2.2% |
| Publicly scoff at "the mainstream" | 5% |
| Female alter ego | 14% |
| Get canceled | 1.1% |
| Retire | 0% |
| Sport eyebrow-raising hair-do | 2% |
| Get called "washed up" | 0.08% |
| Join the 27 Club | 0.000000001% |
| Collab with another artist | 82% |
| Make advances on assistant | 0.66% |
| Create masterpiece | 6% |
| Move to Brooklyn | ✅ |
| Delay release date | ✅ |
| Start a commune | 0.5% |
| Pretentious artist statement | 73% |
| Experience unrequited love | 0.25% |
| Write a manifesto | 67% |
| Have an affair | 0.1% |
| Secret drug habit | 0.43% |
| Invited to a biennial | 1% |
| Open studio | 21% |
| Get a piercing | 31% |
| Work inspired by tragic loss | 20% |
| Exploit marginalized group for art | 17% |
| Public commission | 0.035% |
| Art stolen | 1.3% |
| Try to get sued for publicity | 1.75% |
| Mental health diagnosis | 15% |
| Fall madly in love | 77% |
| Get critically panned | 13% |
| Work placed in the Met/MoMA | 0.09% |
| Find a patron | 0.03% |
| Corny protest art | 2% |
| Claim not to be an artist | 40% |
| Spiritual rebirth | 9% |
| Start a collective | 45% |
| Spiritual quest to Asia | 4% |
| Die in poverty | 0.00025% |
| Call yourself a "conceptual artist" | ✅ |
| Live with other artists | ✅ |
| Sell art on the street | 11% |
| Groom a young woman | 2.4% |
| Plead with friends to buy your art | ✅ |
| Sell a work for 7 figures | 0.0002% |
| Art Basel | 1% |
| Use bodily fluids in a piece | 19% |
| Auction at auction house | 7% |
| Write a memoir | 0.2% |
| Get called "eccentric" | 53% |
| Work placed in the Louvre | 0.0001% |
| Practice nudism | 5% |
| Take years to finish a work | 50% |
| Get STD | 0.15% |
| Commit suicide | 0.001% |
| Lead social justice movement | 1.1% |
| Sell a work for 5 figures | 20% |
| Anguished self portrait | 11% |
| Hailed as creative genius | 5% |
| Estrange family | 0.04% |
| Portrait of a lover | 15% |
| Manic episode | 1% |
| Media exposé | 0.06% |
| Adopt a muse | 20% |
| Hiatus | 0% |
| Life-changing psychedelic trip | 39% |
| Experience heartbreak | 7% |
| Declare sobriety | 29% |
| Tormented gestural paintings | 4% |
| Week with no human contact | 3% |
| Gentrify a neighborhood | 24% |
| Get called a sellout | 5% |
| Get a tattoo | 93% |
| Lash out at critics | 3.4% |
| First gallery show | 35% |
| Woo a lover with art | 52% |
| Work made entirely by assistants | 3.7% |
| Love triangle | 0.41% |
| Fall in love with another artist | 0.08% |
| Work placed in a museum | ✅ |
| Come out of the closet | 3% |
| Be told your work isn't art | 60% |
| Overdose | 2% |
| Flee a war | 0.75% |
| Life-changing meditative experience | 65.2% |
| Impregnate mistress | 10% |
| Cross dress | 4.56% |
| Feud with another artist | 6% |
| Do commercial work | 25% |