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ARTIST BINGO
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With Artist Bingo, I've turned my life & career as an artist into a dynamic, on-chain game of bingo. Each NFT is a bingo card, stamped off over time as I, unintentionally, live out the tropes, myths, and milestones of being an artist.
As my life unfolds, some cards will eventually hit bingo. Each winner will receive a handmade physical copy of their artwork. All cards are randomly generated at mint time from a selection of 128 tropes and 9 color palettes of varying rarity. You can mint up to 10 cards.
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Live Odds
TropePercentage odds (1-year)
Work inspired by tragic loss
Tormented gestural paintings10%
Anguished self portrait6%
Corny protest art5%
Work inspired by a dream
Use bodily fluids in a piece30%
Be told your work isn't art
Create "masterpiece"6%
Nude painting/sculpture12%
Take years to finish a work60%
Exploit marginalized group for art33%
Visit foreign country for inspiration
Get called a sellout8%
Sell art on the street13%
Art Basel7%
Invited to a biennial2%
Flee a war1.75%
Work placed in a museum
Work placed in the Met/MoMA0.1%
Work placed in the Louvre0.0002%
First gallery show
Auction at auction house17%
Obscenely large sculptural installation4%
Rejected by a gallery46%
Go on food stamps2.4%
Sell a work for 5 figures39%
Sell a work for 6 figures0.03%
Sell a work for 7 figures0.006%
Magazine cover feature3%
Public commission14%
Work made entirely by assistants2%
Open studio27%
Hiatus0%
Retire0%
Hailed as creative genius20%
Get critically panned25%
Find a patron9%
Write a memoir0.2%
Delay release date
Art stolen16%
Work decried by later generations as x-ist0%
Self-indulgent release party
Get called "washed up"2.2%
Die in poverty0.00025%
Do commercial work11%
Plead with friends to buy your art
Try to get sued for publicity17%
Take teaching position3%
Work vandalized by activists4%
Media exposé0.1%
Get canceled3%
Overdose0.5%
Substance abuse issue0.8%
Shoot up0.07%
Secret drug habit0.8%
Life-changing psychedelic trip35%
Declare sobriety29%
Alcoholism0.006%
Lean on alcohol for creative output2%
Publicly scoff at "the mainstream"8%
Write a manifesto55%
Champion a new school of art
Pretentious artist statement47%
Call yourself a "conceptual artist"
Allegations of abuse0.5%
Estrange family0.008%
Lash out at critics4%
Feud with another artist6%
Collab with another artist73%
Secret child0.001%
Week with no human contact3%
Commit suicide0.001%
Mental health diagnosis15%
Psych ward stay0.01%
Public meltdown0.2%
Cut off body part0.001%
Tragic early death0.002%
Join the 27 Club0%
Manic episode0.9%
Fit of manic artistic inspiration25%
Have a Blue Period5%
Outlandish facial hair10%
Get a tattoo95%
Female alter ego12%
Work under pseudonym9%
Cross dress8%
Sport eyebrow-raising hair-do6.7%
Claim not to be an artist40%
Adopt a wild animal4%
Get called “eccentric”44%
Carry sketchbook around38%
Get MFA1%
Wear a beret (in public)0.00000001%
Practice nudism3%
Give child unorthodox name0.003%
Get a piercing22%
Open relationship1%
Abuse partner0.002%
Fall madly in love77%
On-again-off-again relationship2%
Sexual harassment allegations1.1%
Adopt a muse24%
Have an affair0.1%
Come out of the closet1%
Experience heartbreak20%
Get STD0.15%
Dedicate work to a lover55%
Portrait of a lover65%
Experience unrequited love0.2%
Fall in love with another artist3%
Impregnate mistress0.1%
Deny paternity0.0005%
Groom a young woman1.2%
Find "soulmate"18%
Sleep with a gallerist0.0032%
Love triangle0.17%
Woo a lover with art34%
Make advances on assistant0.5%
Live with other artists
Start a commune1.6%
Move to Brooklyn
Start a collective27%
Lead social justice movement1.5%
Identify as nonbinary4.2%
Gentrify a neighborhood10%
Spiritual quest to Asia4%
Life-changing meditative experience70%
Spiritual rebirth14%